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5UBLIMINAL ME55AGE5 - DOE5 THI5 PO5TER MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE A CERTAIN WAY, FRIEND5?


TAGS: subliminal messages vote
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Kyronic - June 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
Every time I read 5omething like thi5 I 5lur my 5'5. I 5tart to 5ound like Daffy Duck.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:43 am
You must do what you think is right, of course.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:18 pm
I think the poster wants me to vote 3L
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:18 am
Thanks Steve. Can I call you Steve? You're feeling sleepy Steve. Very sleepy...
SteveFurlong - May 27, 2012, 9:14 am
Haha! 5L for getting a laugh out of me.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:13 am
Good, gooood. 5oon I will have all the minions I require under my command. Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
gas - May 26, 2012, 7:36 pm
nah, the5e 5ubliminal thing5 never work.. oh wait..


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The Illuminati -




VALENTINE'S DAY -




GENDERING CHILDREN - The boy can turn shapes into cool things, like a submarine. The girl can change the pattern on her dress. You should just tell your daughter to go make a sammich.


TAGS: kids tv shows have horrible messages
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by thatonechick

thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 8:49 am
"Watch this! I can turn my dress into the pattern of... STRAWBERRIES! Sing with me: 'Pattern Power!'"
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:13 am
That was definitely the wrong window. I was dancing to "I Touch Myself" in Austin Powers style.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:10 am
I did. was the Don King wig really necessary?.....or am I looking in the wrong window?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:56 am
I know. :) Didn't you see my dance I did for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh, I know....I've been stalking you.....
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:52 am
I work in a deli... But I'm off until tomorrow. I'd guess around 3PM on 1 Apr 2010. :S I never said I was a good sammich maker or general female person...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:47 am
I don't make many either...yours are great I was just bugging you a little..........what's the ETA on that sammich?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:44 am
It's not my fault. This is the message we get! LoL ... I told you I wasn't the best. I don't pump out ten thousand crap posters a day, though. And I COULD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:40 am
I love this one....but if you'd used the same words in three lines. the comedic timing would have been perfect....5L.....It's OK, We don't expect much from the fairer sex.....did someone say sammich?
R.S.Jake - March 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I am still waiting for my daughter make me a sammich. All I get are Soggy Cookies, and Banana Poofs. :(
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
daughter not son crap. fail
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
Amsome. what a father son tag team we have here.
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 9:07 am
LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?
Ed-Hyde - March 22, 2010, 6:50 am
Awkward, yes. Hilarious, yes. Worth reselling on the interwebs. Oh yes. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks, Sean. Hey Cubby, I wasn't aware you were my dad. This is awkward...
Cubbybear - March 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Go make me a sammich
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
Well done. Very funny. And especially comeing from someone who still thinks it was Kool-Aid they passed out at Jonestown. *snickers*
rerun - March 20, 2010, 11:08 am

I am a little hungry.


STAR WARS - Things can only get worse now that Disney has ownership.


TAGS: star wars subliminal messages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:42 am
Thanks Silver.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:49 pm

I've got a bad feeling aböüt thïs... May the 5L§ be with you.


Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


Starbucks Coffee -


TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!


The Lost Commandments -


TAGS: moses commandments unheeded messages for humanity
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

CloudchaserS - October 5, 2013, 3:42 am
Got that, thanx!
Greeny - October 4, 2013, 6:46 pm
Early 80's Mel Brooks
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2013, 12:41 pm
I remember seeing a comedy sketch on TV in the early 90's where it was 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets, so he said it was 10 commandments.


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